Our
ads are simply a PURPLE COW, a GIMIC, a STOP SIGN, a HOOK!!!
You
can't SELL ANYthing to ANYone... unless they READ YOUR ADS.
We provide our LEAST EXPENSIVE ads for ANY type business.
Cartoons and columns, all designed to GET and KEEP reader interest, but NO
ad copy.
We know that YOU know more about your business than anyone else,
no ad agency, syndicate, or newspaper rep can write the messages
YOU want to get across...
we leave "BLANK" spaces beside each cartoon so you can write your
own
SPECIALS, DISCOUNTS, SALES, or PROMOTIONS.
These ads defy
our own RATE PAGE...
starting at just $10 per week for
newspapers with circulation under 3,000.
We ship all ads on "photo
enamel slicks" for you to keep, along with a CD
to send to your
local paper, they insert your logo, your CUSTOM name to your
cartoon or column, and the ad copy you provide.
Don't put an ad in the paper that people just 'surf' by,
put something of
HUMAN INTEREST in your ads.
